Task 1 complete for Nikki - PMSL!!!!

So with a month and 18 days to go to the big 3-0 I thought I had better start about completing these 30 tasks... I say tasks I guess they can be classed more as mortifying life experiences. So last night myself, my fellow blogger and the Barron (take note of this name as I imagine she will feature highly in most events!) set about for a sunday night drink in central London. Now, for those of you that know my fellow companions will agree that the fact they left Clapham in the first place was a challenge in itself. I would have actually put this on Lauras list but I only wanted to put things that I thought she would realistically be able to do!!!

So equipped already with the triumph of leaving Clapham I was ready to start my list. Soooooo which one shall I choose???Well (with the help of a few bottles of wine) I thought what better to do on a Sunday night than have a big old nibble on someones neck. Give a person a love bite.... Done. Now I say person because the lucky recipient of my.. err.. tag was in fact a fine lady. This was not specified on the list but I felt as a straight girl I should mix it up and take it to the next level!! I do have a somewhat jaded memory of having more than one go.... obviously intent on leaving my mark!! I also think I may have spat in disgust afterwards at the taste of her perfume..way to woo ladies Nic!! sexy!!! I would like to take this opportunity to apologise for this behaviour and thank said lady for the use of her neck. I maybe should also apologise to ummm... her girlfriend??? She said it was fine but in my (sort of) sober state today I may not have given her the opportunity to object. That fact that I also remembered this morning her lovely girlfriend was driving and therefore 100% sober, enabling her to remember every single minute of the night makes me want to put the duvet back over my head and stay there for a very very long time. There are witnesses and pictures of said event but they are horrendous and as i have told Laura they do NOT need to be published!!!

Well with one down I was on a roll dragging Laura to find the nearest newsagent so I could buy a chocolate bar and then storm in 5 minutes later and demand a refund. thank god it was gone midnight and everything was shut. Not deterred by this I was still adamant I will complete one more.... so while walking back to the bar we passed a lovely young chap.... i said to Laura I'm going to tell this man I fancy him...its on the list... brilliant. Obviously Laura encouraged all the way. So I stopped the handsome stranger and told him my feelings. Laura was walking away and turned back with an evil smirk telling me I should re- read my list...I have to tell a guy I fancy him SOBER!! FAIL!!! Not that it maters as I have no prejudice to jobs what so ever... but Sam (we exchanged names) was a London street cleaner. So I told a man cleaning the streets I had the biggest crush on him for no reason what so ever. He took my number, text me last night..still drunk I have accepted to go on a date tomorrow... although I think he cleans the streets at night so it may have to be a breakfast date??? You never know we could maybe fall madly in love and get married...yeah...maybe???

So 1 down 29 to go!!! Apologies again for my behaviour last night but I do blame the wine. Yes it is the wines fault. As I fear a lot of my tasks may need some "vino" courage I should probably apologise now for my behaviour over the next 49 days!! It will be the wines fault... which will be because of the list...which ultimately is because of Laura... so its all Laura's fault. Obviously.

Nik x

PS - As Laura publishes these blogs she decided that photo evidence is required - sorry Nik :)