Sorry about the delay in publishing this post, I have been away in Dublin celebrating my cousin Paddy’s wedding – the amount of grief I got from my cousins for being mean for the list I gave to Nikki… well…. was not entirely deserved surely! It was certainly an interesting talking point at dinner ;)
So anyway, below is the list that Nikki gave to me, although she thinks she has gotten the shorter end of the straw, I think there is a fair few humiliating tasks on here that will occupy me for the next couple of months, particularly 5 (seriously!!) and I feel that 12 is going to be a complete stitch up now!!!
1. Try a meat that you have never eaten before
2. Stakeboard/rollerblade to work (I live in LONDON by the way… oh god..)
3. Row a rowing boat
4. Climb a mountain (Can this be an emotional one?)
5. Ride a bucking bronco
6. Stay awake for 48 hours
7. Swim in English waters at night
8. View a dream house that you cant afford
9. Walk up to a stranger in a bar and give them a wink and your number
10. Go to Waterloo and get on the next train, staying on it till it’s final destination
11. Get drunk on Absinthe
12. Go on a blind date set up by Nikki
13. Go speed dating
14. Take a dance lesson (hip hop or street dance was suggested L)
15. Get a free curry and kiss the waiter
16. Go vegetarian for 2 weeks
17. Crash a private party – preferably a wedding
18. Volunteer to dog walk at Battersea dog homes – or Dog sit for an afternoon (anyone who knows me well knows my love for dogs…. Not)
19. On a budget of £5 buy an outfit from a charity shop and wear it on a night out
20. Watch all the James Bond movies (there are 24……..)
21. Have your picture taken with a celebrity
22. Watch the sunrise on an English beach
23. Bake a cake for my neighbor because it’s ‘Love thy neighbor week’ (cringe)
24. Set a fire alarm off in a public place
25. Give blood
26. Play the centurion drinking game – have a shot of beer every minute for 100 minutes
27. Be at Big Ben when it strikes midnight and celebrate as if its new years eve
28. Get a letter/email published in a magazine/newspaper (fingers crossed that working for a newspaper may assist in this)
29. Or 12 hours comment on every single new status on Facebook
30. At Jade or Nikki’s 30th birthday bash, come in fancy dress (costume will be provided)
Anyone able to help with task 21? Brad Pitt would be a fab start and totally piss Nikki off – haha!
Also about Nikki’s pledge to not jeopardize my career or life, I am pretty sure that task 24 is illegal…
Oh god, what have we started!!!
Next step, Nikki and I to start completing the dares!!! The easy bit right??!!
Lx
Yeah I can see why Nikki thinks you've stitched her up, most of these are fine!
ReplyDeleteMaybe once you are veggie you'll never go back! ;-) Those are great - ample cringe, too. How on earth are you guys going to do all this stuff on such a short timeline?
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