From Nikki's last blog, you may have gotten the impression that she has been somewhat stitched up... This is correct :) Although I did apply the same rules as she did, not jeopardising career or putting her life in danger (I begrudgingly took out the flirt with your boss at a work event), I may have stretched the cringe worthy and humiliating factor a little to far!
So Miss Garrett, I hereby challenge you with the following to be completed before the big 3 0..
1. Get c**t pierced - I am guessing this will be the veto, but not to worry, got a fab back up!
2. Volunteer in an old people's home
3. Go to church on a Sunday
4. Give a man a love bite on the neck
5. Go on a date with a man older than 50
6. Randomly start dancing in a clothes shop, get your friends around you to pretend they dont know you but then start clapping and cheering you on
7. Perform karaoke in a bar getting really into it, maybe even shedding a tear of emotion at the end
8. Eat rabbit
9. Order food in a French restaurant with a French accent
10. Apply for a job and go for a job interview in a fast food restaurant (this is my favourite)
11. Get a tattoo on your toe
12. Try to negotiate the price of makeup in a department store (cringe!)
13. Test drive a boat or a Jaguar car
14. Attend a protest
15. Kiss a girl in public - avec la tongue
16. Go for a drink in a gay bar with a rainbow t-shirt on and an I heart gays hat
17. Be on a float at a carnival/procession
18. Go to a sex addicts clinic (or something similar - didn’t fancy Googling this at work to see if they existed in the UK)
19. Get Botox
20. Write a song and perform it at your 30th
21. Try on a wedding dress pretending you are getting married (just to rub in the fact that you are not and nearly 30)
22. Go on a donkey ride at Blackpool beach
23. Try to blag your way into a nightclub for free stating 'don't you know who I am!?'
24. Buy a chocolate bar from a news agents, then go back 5 minutes later and ask for a refund
25. Host a dinner party and cook a 3 course meal - inviting me :)
26. Organise your 30th birthday bash - I imagine that this is going to be the hardest one for you, those who know Nikki would agree
27. Approach a person on a busy tube and act like you know them and haven’t seen them in ages, reminding them of that last time you went out, re-living an embaressing story
28. Tell a guy you fancy them.. sober
29. Start a new hobby - not drinking or smoking
30. Tell your parents that you are bi-sexual - let them think it for 24hrs
Well there you go, you will now see why I haven't been able to stop laughing over the last couple of days. I cannot wait to watch Nikki attempting to do all of the above, I have a captain's hat ready for number 13!
Best get started, not long to go!
Lx
That is an excellent list. Bet you had fun putting it together! Good luck!
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